A few days ago, a girl in my class asked what a terrorist was. As we all looked at her in disbelief, the guy next to me says, "Oh my god you're so dumb. A terrorist is like if I go to China, then I'm a terrorist." The teacher then looked at him and said, "You mean tourist right?" MLIA.
Today, I went into a store with my little sister. I left her alone for a second, and then I heard a crash. I turned around to see a mannequin on the ground and my sister standing over it. I asked her what happen she said, "She pushed me first!" MLIA
Today, I heard a loud gasp and a "WHAT THE..." from my brother's room. Being slightly interested in what was going on, I walked into his room and asked him what happened. His response? "Elf and The Chronicles of Narnia are BOTH on and I can't figure out which to watch." Glad to know that I wasn't the only one who had this problem. MLIA.
Today my family and I got on an elevator. We were kind of just talking to ourselves when 10 min later, my sister says "uhh is the elevator stuck or something? We've been in here for a while." Turns out, no one bothered to press the button to go to the lobby and we were just standing in the elevator with the door closed. MLIA.
Today, my friend and I decided to IM each other in all capital letters. We had been at this for about an hour when my mom asked me a question. I accidentally shouted at her. MLIA
Tonight, at Thanksgiving dinner, my uncle passed his four year old daughter some turkey. She refused it, and grabbed a bowl of fruit. He asked her, "aren't you a carnivore?" She responded, "no! I'm a fruity-whore!" MLIA.
Today I met my mom's new boyfriend and his son at thanksgiving. His name is Drake. My name is Josh. Obviously, it's meant to be. MLIA.